Well, haven't posted on this thing for a while now. I've decided my life isn't all that important enough to blog about, so.. I'll post something every now and then when I have something to vent.

That was lame. Looks like I'm just back where I started, but worse.

Thank God for alcohol.

Halloween

This was easily the most pathetic Halloween I've had since I was six and I tore a hole in my bag of treats without noticing I was leaving a candy trail.

I was ditched by my friends, who took along my date, who had told me she was going to stay home, but instead took my spot and went to drink. I spent the night listening to mellow music and hanging out on /b/.

Ehhh. I'm hung over.

I guess it wouldn't have been that easy for me to get into the good life.. went to a club dance with my lady friend; everyone was high and/or drunk, her ex-ex from another town came..

And.. for the first time in my life, I drank. Vodka, in fact. She offered it.

I just want a fricking hug.

cue victory theme!

Life is great. Could be better, but still far beyond what I've ever dreamed for.

Nothing much to report, really, except for the fact that some newfag drew some shitty memes on a whiteboard. And for some reason quite a few people know about Chanology.

Well, due to the fact that I have managed to somehow gain a social life, I haven't updated this in some time. Oh, well; it's not like there's anyone reading this.

Life.. is great.

I'm having fun, which means I don't have to be philosophical or at all smart or witty, unless you're particularly good-looking. Thus, sorry, no deep post for you today.

Well, I do have one problem. Should I grow out my hair or cut it short?

Turnaround

Well. This was unexpected. I'm not quite sure what happened, but I seem to have suddenly gathered a large amount of female friends (all disconnected; I don't mean I thrust myself into some group).

If you are a guy, and you are reading this, take note: I have found the secret to getting the ladies. No matter how deep you think they are, all women love shameless, shallow flattering.

Life is looking good!